Ooooo, verniki Murgel, Havane, Pjongjanga, veselite se in radostite, rdeča nebesa so poslala znamenja, da so blagohotno pozdravila prihod Vodje, ki ga zdaj slamijo vsi tam zbrani diktaorji in njihovi ferniki v rdečih nižavah...
Naj teče vodka v potokih, imeujmo ceste in mišje luknje po njih in poslali nam bodo znamenja in blagoslov, kot so jih častilcem v S.Koreji.
Prilagam nabožno sličico vernice, ki ji ravnokar Kim pošilja blagoslov, vernice, ki na ta, sveti način zmanjšuje uporabo seksualnih pripomočov za vzburjanje, kot so korenje in bučke, kar pomeni, da Veliki kolhoz na nebu misli na vas..
Predlagam slavnostno seja-mašo, po kateri bomo vsi kot eden dvignili roko v glasovanju in se ne bomo zmrdovali zaradi smradu izpod sosedove podpazduhe.
Sejmo, amen..
Kim Jong-il death: 'Nature mourns' N Korea leader
22 December 11 09:50 GMT
Strange
natural phenomena have been witnessed in North Korea since the death of
the country's leader Kim Jong-il, the state news agency KCNA reports.
Ice
cracked on a famous lake "so loud, it seemed to shake the Heavens and
the Earth", and a mysterious glow was seen on a revered mountain top,
KCNA said.
The personality cult surrounding North Korea's founding father and son bestows near-divine status on them.
Meanwhile, South Korean intelligence has questioned how Mr Kim died.
Citing
US satellite photos, the country's national intelligence service
director Won Sei-hoon said there was no sign that the special train, on
which Mr Kim is reported to have died while on a visit on Saturday, had
ever left Pyongyang over the weekend.
South Korea's president
says Seoul is trying to show no hostility towards Pyongyang. Lee
Myung-bak said a return to stability in the communist state was in the
interests of the region.
Seoul is also sending its top nuclear negotiator to Beijing for talks on the situation in its northern neighbour.
In North Korea, state media continue to report mass grieving following Mr Kim's death, reportedly from a heart attack.
'Message in rock'
The
69-year-old had led North Korea since the death of his father in 1994
and an elaborate personality cult, involving multiple stories of alleged
miracles or astonishing deeds, has been built up around him.
Even nature is mourning, the state-run Korean Central News Agency reported on Thursday.
A snowstorm hit as Mr Kim died and ice on the volcanic Chon lake near his reported birthplace at Mount Paektu cracked, it said.
Following
the storm's sudden end at dawn on Tuesday, a message carved in rock -
"Mount Paektu, holy mountain of revolution. Kim Jong-il" - glowed
brightly, it said. It remained there until sunset.
On the same
say, a Manchurian crane also apparently adopted a posture of grief at a
statue of the late leader's father in the northern city of Hamhung.
"Even
the crane seemed to mourn the demise of Kim Jong-il, born of Heaven,
after flying down there at dead of cold night, unable to forget him,"
KCNA reported officials as saying.