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kekez  
#1 Posted : Thursday, October 5, 2017 12:19:20 AM(UTC)
kekez
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Kajenje krajša ...                          ... cigareto.


 


Lahko doživite 105 let, če se odpoveste stvarem, zaradi katerih bi radi doživeli 105 let.


 


Rad imam seks, zelo rad se ga spominjam.


 


Religija blaži strah pred smrtjo, povečuje pa strah pred življenjem.


kekez  
#2 Posted : Friday, October 6, 2017 8:05:34 PM(UTC)
kekez
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Ljubezen je kot šah. Če ne paziš na svojo kraljico, odide z enim konjem.


Navadni Nimda  
#3 Posted : Friday, October 6, 2017 8:44:31 PM(UTC)
Navadni Nimda
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Kdaj pa kdaj pa tud s kmetom. Cool


Tole je podpis, pod katerega se lahko podpišem! 8-)
kekez  
#4 Posted : Monday, October 23, 2017 1:23:54 AM(UTC)
kekez
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Domovina je kot mati.
Rodiš se, ko prideš ven iz nje.


ROFL


Navadni Nimda  
#5 Posted : Monday, October 23, 2017 1:12:25 PM(UTC)
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To si pa na civiliziran način povedal. Ahahaha


Tole je podpis, pod katerega se lahko podpišem! 8-)
kekez  
#6 Posted : Monday, October 23, 2017 4:17:31 PM(UTC)
kekez
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Civilizirano!


Kakva je razlika između lopova amatera i lopova profesionalca?
Amater kaže: "Daj mi sav svoj novac", a profesionalac kaže: "Potpišite ovdje, molim Vas"


 
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